Goodbye To Prague, Hello Bruges (and a little taste of Amsterdam)

We finished our time in Prague with a trip to the Zoo. Grrrr! This tiger wouldn't stop roaring. It was intimidated by Brandons raw masculine power.

Here is Brandon exhibiting some of that said masculine power as he takes control of this wild donkey.

So close. Good thing we had that thin pane of plastic between us. So comforting...

We also visited the church in Kutna Hora filled with human bones. It was creepy, but not quite as creepy as the museum of torture that we hit the next morning. That made both of us feel sick to our stomachs. A little advice...don't practice witchcraft. It DOES NOT end well.

Scooby-Doo where are you?!

After Prague we took another night train to Amsterdam. The plan was to spend the day there and head to Bruges later that night. You might be wondering why we didn't post pictures after spending the day....well, we didn't stay long and here's why. You may enjoy Amsterdam if you like the following things:

A. Smoking copious amounts of pot.

B. Hookers

C. Smutty and skeezy establishments

D. Many, many cyclists with mild road rage and a sense of entitlement.

We are not knocking any of these things. Many people like them, but they are not for me and Brandon...so we moved on to greener pastures. A country full of chocolates, waffles, and french fries! These things are definitely our cup of tea.

One of the many beautiful views in Bruges.

And yet another.

The best view of all. Get in my tummy!

Can we stay? Forever?

Brandon is very patient, but after being the subject of about 3,000 photos, he reaches his breaking point. But I must add that he lets me go into every Zara, H&M, and Mango store I see. Best husband ever!